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Awesome. Finished my script.
It’s a ferociously-paced action comedy. 6 months plotting + writing on weekends, early mornings, and holidays. 98 pages and I love it. Next: rewrites, entering contests, and querying agents/producers.Read more
When I win the Powerball lottery…
…this is my Step #1 (fake identity) in winning millions + keeping all the cash for myself.Read more
Last-minute gift guide for beer league hockey players
Don’t know what to get the hockey player in your family? Here’s my Last-Minute Xmas Gift Guide for Beer League Hockey Players. Enjoy the Gary Coleman photo!Read more
AWESOME: the Fireplace Channel is subtitled
Isn’t it good, Norwegian wood?Read more
World’s Greatest Hockey Player: stick condom
So I’m training to become the World’s Greatest Hockey Player. Read my fresh column. Here’s a little teaser: So I’m training to become the World’s Greatest Hockey Player. It’s definitely an uphill climb since I’m not (yet) in the NHL, AHL, KHL, or juniors. Currently I play left wing for 2 beer league teams…Read more
NEW COLUMN: How I’m becoming the World’s Greatest Hockey Player
FINALLY: I’ve announced my quest to become the World’s Greatest Hockey Player. Read the exciting first column. Here’s a l’il teaser: Everyone has a dream. Some people dream of owning a beach bar in the Caribbean. Others want to cure Ebola. And still others dream of becoming deaf, blind, and mute. Me, I’ve got a…Read more