Our drawling, heavily-medicated neighbour is on longterm disability.
He’s a horrible driver and an appalling parker. No surprise then…he just rammed + scratched my new convertible while attempting the World’s Worst Parking Job.
I could get insurance to cover damages but may suggest a payoff in medical-grade narcotics.
Here’s what I’ll look like when the morphine kicks in.
Update: the neighbour confessed and took 100% responsibility. Now to get ‘paid’…