You’re a billionaire with money to burn on a private party … so you hire the maudlin, sludge slinging Red Hot Chili Peppers as your party band? Brutal waste of cash.
What would you spend that money on instead?
For starters, I’d hire mercenaries to capture Rush and throw them out of a hovering helicopter.
(and force each band member to play a long, noodling instrumental as they fell)
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