You’re a billionaire with money to burn on a private party … so you hire the maudlin, sludge slinging Red Hot Chili Peppers as your party band? Brutal waste of cash.

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What would you spend that money on instead?

For starters, I’d hire mercenaries to capture Rush and throw them out of a hovering helicopter.

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(and force each band member to play a long, noodling instrumental as they fell)

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