You want a Maserati?
This new driver (‘N’ sign in rear windshield) is learning to drive in a $100,000+ Maserati. #babydoucheRead more
Provocative New York cabbie calendar
We’re proud new owners of the NYC Taxi Drivers calendar.Read more
Beachcombers TNG!
Hey CBC!! Here’s a hot new TV adventure series featuring Jet Skis + hipster beards + Cancon derring-do. I’ll take my millions now.Read more
Get fit with Pat
#inspiringRead more
Your ex is doing great
He seems happy and well adjusted and wants you to call him.Read more
Travel Tip #135
People ruin everything.Read more
Birth secret unveiled!
I share the same birthday (today Sep 26th), height (6’2″), weight (188 lbs), and ginger ear hair as the Sedin twins of the Vancouver Canucks. Am I the missing Sedin triplet?Read more
It’s my birthday!
Celebrate with me virtually and/or in Second Life where my birthday is really going off. Woo!Read more
I’m a famous model in Japan!
I mostly get gigs because of my unusually high eyebrows.Read more
Dog demands booze
Kyle won’t walk anywhere but the Liquor Barn. Look at that taut leash, man. He’s not fucking around.Read more
Ken Hegan 